1. Ran Over by a Garbage Truck (On Purpose) 
2. Sickened by the Familiar Stench 
3. Amassed Putrefied Remains 
4. Bubbling Pool of Pulp-Like Human Remains Soaking in Acid and Drain Declogger 
5. Fingers Down the Throat in Order to Extract Vomit 
6. Endless Inescapable Realm of Sewage 
7. Degloved Apendages (Fried Up and Force-Fed) 
8. Sliced Open with a Soda Can 
9. Your Head Would Look Great On My Wall (The Most Dangerous Game) 
10. Organs Inevitably Removed 
11. Beaten Within an Inch of Your Life (And Then Some) 
12. The Entirety of a Human Life Condensed Into One Minute and Twenty-Three Seconds 
13. Aerobics Accident (Snapped in Two) 
14. Skull Grater Applied as I Dig for Brains 
15. Preemtively Issued Death Certificate 
16. Climbing into a Jet Engine Just To Feel The Rush of Air (And Recieving Much More Than I Bargained For) 
17. Paint Found in the Stomach of the Corpse 
18. Surrounded by Endless Screens of Gore (Part One: Pleasures of the Sadistic Variety) 
19. Stuck in a Meat Locker and Frozen for One Thousand Years 
20. Brain Implosion Induced Via Rapid Vibrations 
21. Your Body Ground Into Powder and Placed in Tea Bags 
22. Cannibal Cravings Satiated in a Four Course Meal 
23. The Full Extent of the Mutilation Was Unexplainable 
24. Surrounded by Endless Screens of Gore (Part Two: Pleasures of the Masochistic Variety) 
25. Carved Up and Left in the Desert for Vultures to Feast on Your Corpse 
26. Covered with Faeces as Decoration (Last Days of Humanity)